Friday, September 7, 2012

On a lighter note

Close the door!
Let me give you what you've been waiting for.
Baby, I've got so much love to give,
I want to give it all to YOU.

If a Pink Lady apple was a woman, I would take her OUT on a DATE and TREAT HER RIGHT.

God, I love Pink Ladies.  Don't give me that Honeycrisp baloney.  Always people insist on countering with their Honeycrisp mularkey.  The Honeycrisp is the Barry Bonds of apples.  Give me a Pink Lady any day.  I would have such relations with a Pink Lady that a grotesque human-apple hybrid would bear my surname.

Obviously Teddy loves Pink Ladies too.
Sing it, Teddy, SING IT!


2 comments:

  1. I once saw a recipe where a pink lady apple is supposed to be cored and then stuffed with some spices and then baked but I can't find it anywhere. I think brown sugar was one of the ingredients. Does anyone have that recipe and if so, can I have it please?


    By:Pioglitazone

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  2. Love your post! I love apple too, it's healthy.

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