|Close the door!|
Let me give you what you've been waiting for.
Baby, I've got so much love to give,
I want to give it all to YOU.
If a Pink Lady apple was a woman, I would take her OUT on a DATE and TREAT HER RIGHT.
God, I love Pink Ladies. Don't give me that Honeycrisp baloney. Always people insist on countering with their Honeycrisp mularkey. The Honeycrisp is the Barry Bonds of apples. Give me a Pink Lady any day. I would have such relations with a Pink Lady that a grotesque human-apple hybrid would bear my surname.
Obviously Teddy loves Pink Ladies too.
Sing it, Teddy, SING IT!